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Turtles turtles everywhere
Thursday, July 26th, 2007Turtles, turtles everywhere
Turtles, turtles in my hair
They’re in my soup, they’re on my bread
They’re in my shorts and on my head
Turtles, turtles on the wall
Turtles, turtles down the hall
They’re in my room, they’re on my bed
They’re on my pillow and on my spread
Turtles, turtles in my drawer
Turtles, turtles I want no more
I’ll make them leave, they won’t I dread
I fear those turtles are in my head
Willy and Billy
Saturday, May 12th, 2007Warthog Willy and Sidekick Billy, were a pair of silly bones,
Said Warthog Willy to Sidekick Billy, “Would you like some tea and scones?”
“Warthog Willy,” replied Sidekick Billy, “I would rather pick my nose,”
To Warthog Willy, continued Billy, “and drink from a garden hose.”
Laughed Warthog Willy, laughed Sidekick Billy. “Oh my, I do declare,”
From Warthog Willy, for Sidekick Billy, “that I would rather eat my hair!”
“Further,” Willy, carried on to Billy, “I would completely swallow my hat!”
At Warthog Willy, asked Sidekick Billy, “What would be wrong with that?”
I Knew A Man From Kalipan
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007I knew a man from Kalipan who always scratched his head,
He itched and itched a feverish pitch, until his face went red.
I knew a girl from Willowburl who wasn’t ever funny,
She always seem to have a cold, her nose was always runny.
I knew a boy from Delamoy who never quite liked school,
Been attending from the age of three and still he’s quite a fool.
I knew a lady from McGrady who didn’t like this poem,
She thought it was too silly, so she packed up and went home.
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Mandy Polyp
Monday, April 30th, 2007Mandy Polyp liked to dollop mustard on her cheese,
Said it’s great, she always ate the way that Mandy pleased.
From time to time, keep in mind, Mandy likes to eat,
Dishes odd, like candied cod and peanut buttered beet.
You don’t know, the way I know, the worst is yet to come,
Mandy likes green onion spikes, sprinkled on her gum.
Now you’ve heard, the quite absurd habits of Miss Mandy,
I invite you now, to share this cow covered in mint candy!
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Wiggly Wumble
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007Wiggly Wumble, once did stumble, on his words one day,
Now you may feel, it’s no big deal, but him I did hear say,
On one sunny aft, an eastern draft, blowing his cares away,
Wumble said, “My dear friend Fred, would you like to play?”,
Fred replied, like the swelling tide, “What would you like to do?”,
“I don’t quite care, but I do declare, it should be something new,”
“I must agree,” said Fred with glee, “ideas, I have a few.”
“As do I,” Wiggly shan’t deny, “I’d like to chew your shoe.”
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