Jeremiah Jollyton, a saddened soul was he,
For in the town of Hempleton, he could not drink his tea.
Underneath the oceans mark, a thousand leagues below,
His water would not boil, for too great the pressure’s so.
Hempleton, the folks thereof, were mighty big and strong,
To live so far below the sea, to them, did not seem wrong,
The taps ran ice, from pressure high, four hundred pound per inch!
So great, those folks of Hempleton, that they felt their lives a cinch.
But when it comes to drinking tea, this is where they lack.
Perplexed, they think ideas grand, for this, they had a knack.
Then, thought Jeremiah, to a mountain high atop,
He shall boil his water there, if first his ears don’t pop!
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This entry was posted on Friday, April 27th, 2007 at 10:04 pm and is filed under Funny, Long, Silly. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.2 Responses to “Jeremiah Jollyton”
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jollyton Says:
December 17th, 2007 at 2:31 pmmy name is jollyton lol
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Adam Merrifield Says:
December 17th, 2007 at 2:35 pm@Jollyton, LOL too funny. Do you live in Hempleton?
