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Mandy Polyp
Monday, April 30th, 2007Mandy Polyp liked to dollop mustard on her cheese,
Said it’s great, she always ate the way that Mandy pleased.
From time to time, keep in mind, Mandy likes to eat,
Dishes odd, like candied cod and peanut buttered beet.
You don’t know, the way I know, the worst is yet to come,
Mandy likes green onion spikes, sprinkled on her gum.
Now you’ve heard, the quite absurd habits of Miss Mandy,
I invite you now, to share this cow covered in mint candy!
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I Just Forgot
Sunday, April 29th, 2007My Daddy’s always mad at me,
His temper’s always hot,
He says, “You never listen,”
I say, “I just forgot.”
He’s always busy working,
He never wants to play,
He says, “I have to clean the house,”
And that seems to take all day!
He’s tired in the evening,
But always makes the time,
To help me with my homework,
So I guess I shouldn’t mind.
Sometimes we go for hikes,
He teaches me lots of things,
Like how the forest lives,
And why a bird sings.
My Dad and I sing silly songs,
And joke around a lot,
Now why was I mad at him?
I guess I just forgot.
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Jeremiah Jollyton
Friday, April 27th, 2007Jeremiah Jollyton, a saddened soul was he,
For in the town of Hempleton, he could not drink his tea.
Underneath the oceans mark, a thousand leagues below,
His water would not boil, for too great the pressure’s so.
Hempleton, the folks thereof, were mighty big and strong,
To live so far below the sea, to them, did not seem wrong,
The taps ran ice, from pressure high, four hundred pound per inch!
So great, those folks of Hempleton, that they felt their lives a cinch.
But when it comes to drinking tea, this is where they lack.
Perplexed, they think ideas grand, for this, they had a knack.
Then, thought Jeremiah, to a mountain high atop,
He shall boil his water there, if first his ears don’t pop!
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When Brother Goes Away
Thursday, April 26th, 2007(Dedicated to my wonderful children)
Little Monkey, Little Monkey, how will you be,
When your big Brother Monkey lives by the sea?
Little Monkey, Little Monkey, what will you say,
When your big Brother Monkey, isn’t here to play?
Little Monkey, Little Monkey, what will you do,
When your big Brother Monkey can’t watch over you?
Little Monkey, Little Monkey, how will you stand,
When your big Brother Monkey can’t hold your hand?
Little Monkey, Little Monkey, when your brother goes away,
We will all be so said, and we just all want to say,
We love you Brother Monkey, we hope you can stay.
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Candy Bazaar
Thursday, April 26th, 2007Dibbleplitz, Zinglesnaps, Cherryquips and pops,
That is what you’ll find in my candy shop.
Isles for miles, as far as you’ll see,
Rows of Quadknocks and Mud Jubilee.
Mucks are my favourite, and Pudd-Ducks are great,
But Whipsniller Fizzbats, I can hardly wait.
If your looking for Thungles, you’ll find them right there,
Behind the Pip Snacks and Faux Angel Hair.
If chewing Scums Gum is your greatest pleasure,
I sell it by the foot, so please, what’s your measure.
And for all those fine kids, who’s mom said they’re naughty,
I sell candied toothpaste to make your teeth rotty.
So girls and boys of all shapes and size,
Come in to my shop, you won’t believe your eyes.
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